The Astronaut

Faxed Head

Compositor: Faxed Head

They put a man into space
He shit is pants on the moon
The whole galaxy was watching
The earth's face, dripping yolk
Then he comes back home
And he has a huge garage sale
With a phony wood-grain toilet seat
For five bucks, it's yours.
Astronauts are only human
And humans need souvenirs
You can own the astronaut's toilet seat
Or spend five bucks
On six more beers.